More dead baby jokes :D
- What’s more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
- Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!
- What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
They’re fun to ride until they die.
- What’s blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!
- What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.
- What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.- What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won’t stick tothe roof of your mouth.
- What’s red and goes round and round?
A baby in agarbage disposal.
- What’s blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
- What’s more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.
- Why didn’t they crucify baby Jesus?
I don’t know why they didn’t either.
- Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive. -
How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.What’s the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don’t kiss my girlfriend after sex.- How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.
- What’s the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don’t kiss my girlfriend after sex.
- What’s the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don’t have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it
- What’s present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
- How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
- What’s the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don’t die when you fuck them up the ass. -
- What’s worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled withrazor blades.
- Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
To see the expression on it face!
- What’s worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A trashcan lid in a dead baby.
- What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
Sandy.
- Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.
- What’s worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
- Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper
- What’s the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t have aCadillac in my garage.
- How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
- What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
- What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
- What do vegetarian ogres eat?
Cabbage patch kids.
- What’s worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
- How do you stop a baby from choking?
- What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
